Yeah, Uncle Snarky can wax poetic when he feels the need!  Dig it ….

Lately I’ve been dreaming
’bout a house and picket fence
and friendly dog

Two cats and a milkman
and a cabin up in Bangor
made of log

A wife whose smile is charming
two point three kids
and a mortgage I can bear

A red-hot next door neighbor
with whom I might find myself
in an affair

Lately I’ve been dreaming
but dreaming’s all I ever seem to do

As long as I’m dreaming
would you mind if I dreamed of you?

–  Uncle Snarky – ©2015